- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Weaner

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Japan

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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