- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Justin with a hat.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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