- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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