- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Roses are flowers.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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