- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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