Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Anti Joke

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