- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

There's my tractor.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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