- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

This is a random Anti joke.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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