- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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