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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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