- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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