- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Dwarf Shortage

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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