That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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I don't get it

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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my penis

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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