- Anti Joke

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.