What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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