yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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your mum

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Anti Joke

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