- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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