- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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