- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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