- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

your mum

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

race-car = rac-ecar

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

I have an idea! You leave.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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