Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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black people

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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