How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

We found a cure for cancer. Death

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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