- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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