Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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like most people my age. im 27

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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