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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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