What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What is life? Paul.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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