- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

hahahahaha thats not funny

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What do you call a black man? Rob

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Knock knock Fuck off!

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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