Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

justin beiber sucks

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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