- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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