- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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