- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

knock knock who's there? faith

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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