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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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