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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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