- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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