What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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