What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A blind man walks into a library.

Poker face

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Potassium? K.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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