a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Beka has AIDS

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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