Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Tony Romo

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Christ is a conspiracy

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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