- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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