- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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