what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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