What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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