Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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