What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Smelly Indians.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Women

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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