- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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