- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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