- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's blue? The sky.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Barack Obama is a good president.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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