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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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