- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Andoni was here

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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