- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Good job, son.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Ain't idn't a word.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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