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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Good job, son.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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