- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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