- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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