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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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who do we all like george goodburn

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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