Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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andrew wagner

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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