Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Michael Brown

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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