- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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