- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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