knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Anyone can post anything.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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