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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

I don't get it

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

knock knock go away

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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