what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

the power to turn magnetism into light

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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