How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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