- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

No your aunties a joke

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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