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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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