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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

PENIS that is all

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

knock knock who's there ?

Q- Why? A- Why not?

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