- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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