- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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