- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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