- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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