- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

The GOV and the WHO?

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

someone called someone else a frog

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

The duck didn't cross the road.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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