- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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