- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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