how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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hiya

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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