- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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