Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Dumbledore dies.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Your Mom The End.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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