- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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