- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

the sky is green no it is not

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Death by kayak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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