What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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