- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHUT UP JP

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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