- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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