How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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penis. nuff said.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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