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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

I had friends on the Death Star.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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