- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

12 in general

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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