A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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