- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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