What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Sloths

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

your face

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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