- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Women deserve equal rights.

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