- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Women's rights.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock, Knock Come in

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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