- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

I Have a Black Friend

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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