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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what goes boo a sock

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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