- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Boys have swag, real men have class

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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