Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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