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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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that wall over there ->

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

that wall over there ->

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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