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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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