- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

field day?

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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