Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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