- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

I'm Batman.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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