What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Anti Joke

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