Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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