Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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