- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

David Cameron

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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