hers a joke... japanese people

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Half life 3 confirmed

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

baloney sandwich

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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