- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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