What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Lil Wayne

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Nero, sure you are okay?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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