What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Penis-biter

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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