- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

European on my shoes, buddy.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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