What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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