- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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