- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

poopy is poopy

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Your mother is so fat.

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