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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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