- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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