- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Robin, get in the car!

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Skinny people fart less.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

So a bar walks into a man...

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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