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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

women's rights

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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