Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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