- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What? Huh?

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Nobody cares maddie!

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