- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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