- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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