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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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