- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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