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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What hurts like hell? HELL

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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