What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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